Jeffco Sucks

Jefferson County Public Schools has a new anti-truancy policy. While out walking with Susan, we were stopped by a white van. They picked up Susan and hassled her because she looks like she's seventeen. They told her to get in the van and that she was truant. She also asked her what school she went to. I told them that she was 20 years old and a graduate of Ralston Valley. They left us alone after I showed them her passport. The van had Jefferson County Public Schools written on it in black letters. They were real assholes about it. I'm surprised no one has sued them already. They're all too afraid, and for good reason.

I can see why there's a truancy problem in Jeffco Public Schools. Since Columbine, they have done nothing to remedy the bullying situation. It's on paper but not in practice. They should know all about Columbine, it happened in their district. I tried to sue them but they accused me of being another Eric Harris, which does hold up in court. At least in Colorado anyway. Colorado is a retardican state, full of Columbine Theology.

Columbine Theology is my name for a reactionary Christian movement in Colorado, especially Jefferson County. It's the main reason why I don't go to church. It's utter bullshit and anti-Aspergian as well. Columbine Theologians worship Cassie Bernall as a goddess because they still believe that she's a martyr. That notion has been disproven by the survivors themselves, who are scum by the way. They still beat up Aspergians, even though two Aspergians tried to kill them 11 years ago.

There is a hate group in Colorado known as the "Survivors of Columbine" who hate Aspergians, because it is widely believed in Jefferson County that Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold had Asperger's Syndrome. They are real shitheads, they pretend to be Columbine Survivors, even though half of them are underage by any legal definition (i.e. under 18). Or overage, (i.e. older than 21 when Columbine happened, the legal age when you can be kicked out of school in Colorado) For Halloween, (which most view as a Satanic holiday) if they celebrate it, they dress up in bloody white sheets with bullet holes or as Columbine victims, and lynch Aspergians. Don't go as any Star Trek character in Jefferson County. That's a dead giveaway that you're Aspie, especially if you go as Spock. And beware of anyone dressed as Cassie Bernall, she's the ringleader.

The "Survivors of Columbine" do not have their own website nor are they recognized by the Southern Poverty Law Center or the Federal Government. They are largely unknown outside of Jeffco. They do not have their own identifying markers and can be any age, ethnicity, gender, or socioeconomic status. They are exclusively heterosexual and an overwhelming majority of them are White. They have made covert death threats against those they view as Aspergian, including Al Gore, Mayor John Hickenlooper, and Keith Olbermann. But since they want to remain a secret organization they have never made these threats public, nor have they mailed any letters to these people.

I know one person who I believe to be a "Survivor of Columbine" his name was Casey Hix. In 2000, he made death threats against Al Gore. He threatened that if Al Gore was elected, he would storm the White House with other "Survivors of Columbine" and shoot everybody, including the President. But I guess that's "Cassie Bernall's" job isn't it? When Bush won, he started to bully me, first by calling me a witch. This is how I became interested in witchcraft as a whole. We were 11 years of age. With his own group of "Survivors", he tried to hang me in 2001. Fortunately, he was caught, but given only a slap on the wrist, none of the "Survivors" were punished, including Casey Hix. The parapros at Sierra Elementary gave them this lame lecture on how Blacks were hanged and that they should hang them instead.

Jeffco is highly racist. I don't doubt that the "Survivors of Columbine" want to hang Obama now.