A brief dissertation on the Aspergian educational system

I am a southern Aspergian. That means I am good at language. A Northern Aspergian is good at math. They say Southern Aspergians are bad at math, but that's just a stereotype. Nonetheless, there are some Southern Aspergians with learning disabilities in the nonverbal area and Northern Aspergians with language disabilities. I am about average in math. There is some animosity between Northern and Southern Aspergians.

Aspergian schools are large boarding schools. Aspergia is a planet that was destroyed by a supernova when our sun collapsed. Many Aspergians feel that they are from the wrong planet. So "Aspergia" is used jocularly.

The Old Southern Mystery School is welcome to all faiths. Even Christians. I only ask that you do not proselytize. In the Aspergian tradition, each member must choose their faith. They must choose the divinity school or the mystery school. If you are truly ambidexterous, you choose both. I am ambidexterous, so I preach many gospels.

Each student in an Aspergian school must choose their own path. There are three paths, Warrior, Mage/Cleric, and Rogue. I am all three. If you Black you a warrior, and yo' title is sir. You can be up to three paths, but you must serve at least one. A long time ago, the Aspergians came to Africa, and knighted every person with brown skin. They are called Sir. I expect you to call them Sir as well.

The Warrior Path is not exclusive to Black people, or Brown people, or White People, or Yellow People, or Red people, or even people with blue and green stripes. I speak many mysteries. If you have served in the army, you are a warrior. If you have or have had cancer, you are a warrior. If you know how to fight, you are a warrior.

The Mage path is open only to mystery school students. The Cleric path is open only to Divinity School Students. People of the Cleric path are instructed not to fight but to turn the other cheek. The Mage/Cleric path is a path of nonviolence. Behold the threefold law, everything you send out comes back to you three times. You send a curse, it hits you threefold. I know the curse of Orzam'Arr, and I know it well; it hit me three times. I have been battling Orzam'Arr since October 1st, 2009. Orzam'Arr is a pancreatic demon, he lays eggs in your pancreas and also the gallbladder. I will teach you how to battle Orzam'Arr. The incantation that binds Orzam'Arr is Nag Telena Orzam'Arr, but it only works if you abstain from alcohol, fatty foods, and tobacco. I bear a scar from Orzam'Arr, it is a curse scar. It is the rune, Isa. Harry Potter has a curse scar, it is called Sowelu. I speak in mysteries. To catch a rogue, you must solve the mystery. I also teach Ancient Runes.

The rogue path is a mysterious one. It is also called the spy path. If you are part of a clandestine government Secret agency, you are a rogue. If you have ever smoked marijuana, you are a rogue. If you have smoked tobacco before age 18, you are a rogue. If you are a terrorist, you are a rogue. If you are a revolutionary, you are a rogue. If you subvert the status quo, you are a rogue. If you have a nom de plume, and I expect you to know what that means, you are a rogue. If your politics are highly left wing, so left wing that you disagree with the Obama Adminsitration, you are a rogue. I am so left wing I am almost a communist. Communists are rogues. If you are gay, you are a rogue. If you have been practicing witchcraft in England before 1950 or in the United States before 1984, you are a rogue. If you are a teen witch i.e. a witch under the age of 18, and your parents do not like witchcraft, you are a rogue

I also assign Mystery school points, you are expected to keep track of them. For 10 points I want you to tell me your name, legal or not, your craft/Christian name (If you are Catholic, your confirmation name), your email address. Your path(s), and your Aspergian geographical orientation. There is an East and a West. West means you are no good at math or language, East means you are good at both. This is a liberal school, no Republicans allowed, unless you are a rogue.

I also expect you to say why you have chosen your path. You do not choose the Aspergian geographical orientation, but you can find out what it is if you know yourself. I also expect you to choose the Mystery or Divinity school. If you are a Christian, Jew or Muslim, I expect you to join the Divinity school, you can read the Mystery School pages, but you must not post on them lest you lose 5 points. If you are in the mystery school, you can earn 5 points for each relevant posting.I will have more on the divinity school on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.