Aspergian Terrorism

As you may have figured out, I am going to die soon after my 21st birthday. I am going to share with you my secret of making stink bombs.

What you will need
Sulfur
Asafoetida
Rolling papers
Tobacco (optional)
Cigarette filters
Cigarette roller

1. Mix the sulphur with the asafoetida
2. Roll it up like a cigarette

Nancy does not give a fuck anymore.

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Pennyroyal

One of the most infamous herbs in the world. Also known as Herbal RU-486, this herb is an abortifacient, meaning it causes miscarriage. Many women have used this herb since the dawn of time to terminate pregnancies. Many stupid women as of late have even died while using the oil, which is poisonous. Historically, it has been carried aboard ships to prevent sea sickness. As with all members of the mint family, Pennyroyal has anti emetic properties. The oil is used in pet shampoos and beds to repel fleas. To make a flea repelling shampoo that is to be used on dogs, simply add a dram of the oil to a bottle of baby shampoo and shake throughly.

Aspergian Greenleaf

This week, we will be making Aspergian Greenleaf, a potion that helps with various gastrointestinal disorders, including nausea, upset stomach, gas, and hangovers. It is especially good for curing morning sickness associated with pregnancy.

Before you make the potion, I expect you to know what all of the herbs do, which will be discussed this week. I call it Aspergian Greenleaf, because the potion is my invention that I will share with all of Aspergia. The potion's ingredients are as follows.

Peppermint
Spearmint
Yerba Buena
Pennyroyal

Nancy Joins Wrong Planet

I just joined Wrong Planet. Nancy needs followers and Nancy is going to find them. Frankly, I don't give a crap about autism. I just don't give a flying fuck. I am Aspergian, and if the Aspies want rights, they have to serve themselves.

The Aspergians

I hear so much whining from Aspergians, that they are fed up with being second class citizens. Take it from a former renegade civil rights movement protester. If you want to be considered 1st class citizens, you have to fight for it. This means civil disobedience, this means breaking the law, this means protest, this means war. This also means knowing your enemy, the neurotypicals.

Jeffco Sucks

Jefferson County Public Schools has a new anti-truancy policy. While out walking with Susan, we were stopped by a white van. They picked up Susan and hassled her because she looks like she's seventeen. They told her to get in the van and that she was truant. She also asked her what school she went to. I told them that she was 20 years old and a graduate of Ralston Valley. They left us alone after I showed them her passport. The van had Jefferson County Public Schools written on it in black letters. They were real assholes about it. I'm surprised no one has sued them already. They're all too afraid, and for good reason.

I can see why there's a truancy problem in Jeffco Public Schools. Since Columbine, they have done nothing to remedy the bullying situation. It's on paper but not in practice. They should know all about Columbine, it happened in their district. I tried to sue them but they accused me of being another Eric Harris, which does hold up in court. At least in Colorado anyway. Colorado is a retardican state, full of Columbine Theology.

Columbine Theology is my name for a reactionary Christian movement in Colorado, especially Jefferson County. It's the main reason why I don't go to church. It's utter bullshit and anti-Aspergian as well. Columbine Theologians worship Cassie Bernall as a goddess because they still believe that she's a martyr. That notion has been disproven by the survivors themselves, who are scum by the way. They still beat up Aspergians, even though two Aspergians tried to kill them 11 years ago.

There is a hate group in Colorado known as the "Survivors of Columbine" who hate Aspergians, because it is widely believed in Jefferson County that Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold had Asperger's Syndrome. They are real shitheads, they pretend to be Columbine Survivors, even though half of them are underage by any legal definition (i.e. under 18). Or overage, (i.e. older than 21 when Columbine happened, the legal age when you can be kicked out of school in Colorado) For Halloween, (which most view as a Satanic holiday) if they celebrate it, they dress up in bloody white sheets with bullet holes or as Columbine victims, and lynch Aspergians. Don't go as any Star Trek character in Jefferson County. That's a dead giveaway that you're Aspie, especially if you go as Spock. And beware of anyone dressed as Cassie Bernall, she's the ringleader.

The "Survivors of Columbine" do not have their own website nor are they recognized by the Southern Poverty Law Center or the Federal Government. They are largely unknown outside of Jeffco. They do not have their own identifying markers and can be any age, ethnicity, gender, or socioeconomic status. They are exclusively heterosexual and an overwhelming majority of them are White. They have made covert death threats against those they view as Aspergian, including Al Gore, Mayor John Hickenlooper, and Keith Olbermann. But since they want to remain a secret organization they have never made these threats public, nor have they mailed any letters to these people.

I know one person who I believe to be a "Survivor of Columbine" his name was Casey Hix. In 2000, he made death threats against Al Gore. He threatened that if Al Gore was elected, he would storm the White House with other "Survivors of Columbine" and shoot everybody, including the President. But I guess that's "Cassie Bernall's" job isn't it? When Bush won, he started to bully me, first by calling me a witch. This is how I became interested in witchcraft as a whole. We were 11 years of age. With his own group of "Survivors", he tried to hang me in 2001. Fortunately, he was caught, but given only a slap on the wrist, none of the "Survivors" were punished, including Casey Hix. The parapros at Sierra Elementary gave them this lame lecture on how Blacks were hanged and that they should hang them instead.

Jeffco is highly racist. I don't doubt that the "Survivors of Columbine" want to hang Obama now.